Lesson 3: All is Forgiven if You Say “It’s All Part of the Plan…More or Less” –Īlso in each episode, in a fever of stupidity, Oso ends up destroying billions of dollars of military and government grade equipment, because he doesn’t listen to instructions.Īfter destroying 3 years of research and 36 people die in a fiery explosion, Oso says: Dos,’ via satellite for him to watch in his office alone. Shutterbug then sends these candid videos to Oso’s Boss ‘Mr. Dos finds out which kids need help because of the Shutterbugs, (Ladybug Robots with cameras) which have illegally broken into houses across the planet, and has begun filming your family as they get dressed and ready for work. Oso: “You mean I was just ON THE MOON …and I came all the way down here …and your Dad is sitting right next to you? I was ON A (&%$*#) MOONBASE! DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT WAS? HEY DAD!!! HOW ABOUT YOU CARE FOR YOUR OWN KID… COME AT ME BRO! COME AT ME!” Timmy only has about 17 minutes left to live!” Dos:“SILENCE! You need to go to Timmy’s house immediately!” Dos… I would think that by the time I get on the plane it will have worked itself out, so why d…” Dos: “Special Agent Oso, you are clearly all the way on the opposite side of the planet, but we want you to go to New Jersey to help Timmy eat before his Dad is done reading the paper.” We then cut to Oso doing spy stuff somewhere in the world, and because the child’s parent “Has to finish watching the Microwave cook the food first” or “finish standing out in the front yard first,” he is commanded by Mr. Timmy:“I wish I knew how to chew my own food, I’m so hungry.” Timmy:“Daddy, I forgot how to chew my own food, can you help me?”ĭad:(not even looking up): “Well jeez son, I would love to, but I don’t care enough to stop washing this one dish over and over again. They are WAY too busy doing stuff to be answering stupid questions. Timmy COULD ask his parents to help, but the parents on this show really couldn’t care less about their children’s well-being. This is because the brain-dead little punk has once again forgotten how to do something that humans know how to do at the moment of birth.
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